Politically correct seasonal salutation

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter
solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions
of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice,
with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all;”

PLUS

“a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have
helped make America great, (not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country or is the only
“AMERICA” in the western hemisphere), and without regard
to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
faith, choice of computer platform, or orientation of
the wisher.”

(Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these
terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It
is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void
where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion
of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected
within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one
year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of
this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wisher who assumes no responsibility for any unintended emotional
stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the
holiday spirit.) 

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