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6 things job hunters overdo in an interview

Telephone call: “Bryan, do you have a minute Bryan?  Well, Bryan, I am representing a company, Bryan, that has a product, Bryan, that will change your life, Bryan.”

Someone taught the salesman that using my name would get my attention.  No one told him that using it too much would get me mad.  I am always amazed when I get a call like that.  How could someone be so clueless? Teaching this guy to use my name to get my attention is like giving a monkey a gun.  He just doesn’t understand when to use it.

 You give a monkey a gun, and it’s your responsibility what happens. (Ira Winkler)

So let me see if I can teach you 6 things to do in an interview with me, and convince you not to overdo them.  This is a list of more things you should do during an interview, but not to an extreme. This is my list of things that are occasionally badly overdone.

  1. Use my name.  You don’t know me well, so just use my name a few times. If you are nervous about it, call me Mr. Dilts instead of Bryan.
  2. Look me in the eye.  Occasionally break eye contact to look at my hands, mouth, what I just pointed to, or the person who just walked into the room.
  3. Sit up attentively and move forward on your seat a little.  I like seeing that you are interested and paying attention.  I don’t want you leaning across my desk, or looking like you are getting ready to attack.
  4. Explain what you mean. I need to understand.  But only take two minutes per question.  If I ask you what time it is, don’t tell me how to build a watch.
  5. Tell me about your accomplishments.  I need to know how you personally made a difference.  Just remember the two minute rule.  I need to ask questions.  If you spend an hour on one self serving discourse, I won’t be able to ask the questions I need to ask, and you come across as an arrogant stuffed shirt.
  6. Let me know you want the job.  Ask for the job.  Be excited.  Just don’t throw your hands in the air every 60 seconds and scream, “I love this place. I am so desperate to work for you! Can I start right now?”

Be a person with a toolbox full of tools.  Use them for what they were intended.  Each one is important in an interview.  Don’t take things too far. Don’t be a monkey with a gun.

Something to do today

Find someone with a video camera and do a fake interview on camera.  You may be surprised what you see.

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How you create your future with your passion

“The future is not something we enter.  The future is something we create.”  (Leonard Sweet)

I have worked for more than 30 companies.  Each one could have been a new career.  Okay, so I was 12 when I got my first newspaper delivery job, but I could have kept at it. I could have become a delivery supervisor or a reporter.  My job as a movie theater usher could have led to a lifetime working as a theater manager. I could have gone back and gotten my MS or PhD in Geology.  I could have worked my way back onto the remaining oil rigs after 3/4 of them were shut down in one month, and continued there.  Instead, I got into computers.

The job world really does reward you for your experience and what you persist in.

Shrinking and growing happens in all industries.  After each war, as the military shrinks, generals become colonels and majors.  Most officers just leave the military. Patton and Eisenhower took demotions after the first world war. They stayed with their beloved career.  They rose again.

Dot.com turned into dot.bomb in 2001. 2002 saw thousands of computer pro’s unemployed. That changed. In February 2006 more US workers were into computers than there were working with computers at the peak of the dot.com boom.  Persistence during the bad times has created a lot of opportunities.

One friend of mine sold a computer company for millions.  Then he lost all that money in Enron and other bad investments.  So he retrained in VB.Net and took a job for $24,000 per year.  A year and a half later he was earning $70,000 per year.  He has another company doing amazing things for the iPhone now.

If you are in a field you love and are willing to roll with the good times and endure the bad, you will be able to stay in that field.  Your pay may vary from great to poor, but in the end you create your future.

Industry hopping and career changes aren’t bad if you are still looking for your love.  If you have found your love, embed yourself within that industry.  You may have to switch companies and jobs, but let your experience build until people look at you and say, “We have to hire him, he’s worth two of anyone else.”

Something to do today

Learn more and do more if you want to stay in your industry. Be a ball of enthusiasm and a tower of dedication.

If you don’t want to stay in your industry, get into a new one NOW.

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Beating the personality tests and getting the job

I applied for a job as an engineer.  I passed the skills tests.  I aced the interviews.  Next came the personality test.  I had taken a similar test in college and had all the best answers explained.  Halfway through the test I became disgusted.  On the multiple choice test I decided to answer each question absolutely correctly in extreme perversion of the real meaning of the question.

I rebelled against the “honesty” questions.  They asked things like, “Would you ever lie to a client if it would hurt the client?”  I answered, “Yes.”  I figured if a terrorist had my family hostage and I had to lie to a client to save them, I would.  I could fix it later.

My rebellion cost me a job.  If I had answered their reasonable questions in a reasonable way I would have gotten a very good job.  I was an idiot. I rebelled.

The best way to beat a personality test is to be real and honest. Getting disgusted like I did never helped anyone. It just proved my immaturity.

Read the questions for what they really are.  Answer them openly.  As I said in my last blog, companies really do try to hire the right person.  Personality tests are scientifically validated.  The trouble is that sometimes companies are looking for the wrong person.  You’ll never know what traits they really prize.  The best you can do is to give them an honest evaluation of your personality.

Beating personality tests is easy.  Be yourself.

Something to do today

If you didn’t do it last week, go out and find a few free personality tests.  Take them honestly and trying to skew them.  See if you can turn yourself into someone you are not.

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Beating the skills and IQ tests for a job

True story first.  It applies to how to beat skills and IQ tests.

Anderson grew up in a school district right next to a university with a huge educational psychology department.  He took an intelligence test at least once a month from kindergarten through high school. At times he took one test a week. He knew all the questions and all the answers on every test.  Eight years after high school he was taking an IQ test for a job he was assured he would get.  All he had to do was pass the IQ test.  He knew all the questions from long experience.  He got every question right.  He scored as a super genius.  His hiring manager had no choice but to NOT hire him.  The company had a policy of not hiring geniuses because they left for other jobs too quickly.

At times I wish I had Anderson’s problem. I wish I knew too much.

There are two types of skills tests, the IQ or Intelligence Test, and the true skill test. Personality tests aren’t covered today.

Ask if there is a test before every interview.  If there is, try to get them to tell you the name of the test.  Whether it is an IQ test or a true skill test, you may be able to find an example on the internet and practice taking it.  Don’t be surprised if the questions are different on the actual test.  Most companies know that people will try to get an advantage, so there are several different tests from the same company.

Before every interview, even if there is no test, find and practice true skill questions.  Google “vb.net questions” or “accounting interview questions”.  With luck you will be led to a website like www.geekinterview.com which has questions for computers and accounting.

Spend a little time preparing for tests and interviews in your specific field.  Remember, “Prior proper personal preparation prevents pathetically poor performance.”

Something to do today

Find some practice tests you can take to hone your skills.

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The Arizona sapphire and your interview

A professional gem trader decided to visit the amateur rock show at his convention in Arizona a few years back.  As he wandered around the rock show he stopped at the table of a rock hound who had some suspicious rocks.  One rock was in a bin marked “$10″. When he picked it up and looked at it, that fist sized rock nearly stopped his heart. This being the equivalent of a garage sale he offered $5 and got the rock. He took it home, verified that it was a huge sapphire as he suspected.  Raw it was worth $250,000.  After being cut and polished, the gems it produced sold for millions of dollars.

Everyone wants a bargain. Paying $5 for a million dollar gem is a dream.  Every manager and business owner is convinced that he himself is that gem.  There also lurks somewhere in the back of his mind the belief that he will find another gem even more brilliant than himself.  He can then take that gem and make a fortune while polishing and refining it.  You need to convince the hiring manager that you are that hidden gem.  You are that sapphire in the rough.

You need to sit down and think every time you apply for a job, “What would make me a sapphire in the rough?”  Before every single interview you should ask yourself, “What does a sapphire in the rough look like to this guy?” When you are rewriting your resume ask, “How can I make it impossible to miss that I am a sapphire in the rough?”

If you think about it enough, you may really be that sapphire in the rough.

 

Something to do today

Before your next interview figure out what would make you a “sapphire in the rough”. Now prove you are one in your resume and interviews.

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The 2 most powerful questions to ask when you are interviewed

Your new job was not what you expected.  The official job description really only told what you would do 15 hours each week.  The other 45 hours per week you were wrestling alligators or cleaning bedpans. You quit after 1 month.

Keep this from happening to you by asking two questions.

Your two questions need to get you hired too.

Get their attention, let them know you will be a big help, and find out what you really will be doing by asking:

  1. By what yardstick will I be measured in 12 months’ time if I take this position?
  2. Almost everyone is hired to solve an immediate problem.  Assuming I start work tomorrow morning, what pressing problem will I be able to take off your desk?

Both of these questions get you past the job description and into the job expectations.  They will help you find out where the real pressure points are for the new job. They also let your boss-to-be know that you want to work.

 

Something to do today

Write those two questions in your interview preparation notebook.  Practice them in the car right before you go in for the interview.

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9 signs you are in the wrong job

This article applies directly to jobs.  It was written for personal relationships, but every single item applies to deciding whether you need to leave your current employer.  I’ll probably rewrite this to apply directly to jobs.

9 signs “He’s not the one.”

Every great leader needs an Ed McMahon. Interview as one.

“Here’s Johnny!” Ed McMahon made millions saying that.

Before Jay Leno and David Letterman started doing late night TV there was the great Johnny Carson. Ed McMahon was his assistant.

Ed McMahon spent decades introducing, listening to Johnny Carson, and laughing at his jokes.  His job was to make Carson look good.  He made Carson look smart, witty, and fun. That was also Ed McMahon’s job before and after the show. He made sure a lot of things were taken care of so Carson could focus on more important things like being smart, witty and fun. Ed never forgot his role.  Carson made Ed a multi-millionaire for playing that role.

Whether you are applying for the job of boss or grunt, you need to remember that someone wants you to be their Ed McMahon. They want you to make them look good. They want you to handle a lot of pressing diversions so they can focus on more important matters. You may be called CEO, VP, Manager, Team Leader, or Secretary.  All those jobs are there so you can make someone else look good. The CEO is supposed to make the investors look brilliant.  The secretary is supposed to make her boss look organized and smart.

Can you show how you were an Ed McMahon in your last two jobs? How did you make your last boss look brilliant?

Can you show how you will make your new boss look good and take over a bunch of problems he doesn’t want to deal with?

If you can prove how helpful you are in your interview, you will be a lot closer to being hired than if you merely show you can do everything in the job description.

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The most powerful questions

The Arizona sapphire and your interview

Beating the tests

How 2100 hirers say you should use social media

More and more companies are using social media to find and vet job candidates, and more and more often, social media is giving these companies reasons to not hire a candidate.

A survey conducted by Harris Interactive on behalf of CareerBuilder found that two in five companies…Click here to read more about the survey of 2100 hirers.

How to make your job interview focus on getting you a job

In a job interview you have to focus your answers, and you have to focus the questions of your interviewer. In interviews it is easy to focus on the trivial. Here are a couple of quotes that apply:

A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and labors on an ultimately trivial human enterprise. (George Steiner)

It’s really hard to design products by focus groups.  A lot of times, people don’t know what they want until you show it to them. (Steve Jobs)

You the movie – stay focused

What was the last time you went to see a movie made from a book you had read?  They left out a lot of stuff that was in the book, didn’t they?  There just isn’t time to show all the details.  They have to focus their attention on the critical plot.

Employment interviews also need to stay focused. Don’t try to talk about your entire life and career. You need to focus on what the interviewer wants you to be able to do.  Focus on your critical plot. “Tell me about yourself,” should be answered with a short description of your last two jobs and what parts apply to this one.  It will get talk focused on your career plot line.

Often the interviewer has trouble staying focused.  He may be embarrassed to ask you about your experience because he feels like he is prying.  When you start talking about it, he may come alive and ask detailed questions.

Your questions can often pull an interview back on course.  If you are getting a lecture instead of an interview, say something like: “I like what you are saying about my skills being a fit, do you think my experience with (subject) is going to be important?” Sometimes you have to remind an interviewer to ask questions.

If you find yourself talking for more than 2 minutes in reply to a question, stop.  Ask, “Have I told you what you need to know about that question?”  It will allow the interviewer to redirect you down the precise path you need to go.

Don’t take over the interview.  An answer longer than 2 minutes is usually too long. We had one guy in here who wouldn’t let us get a word in edgewise.  He never wound down.  He never stopped pontificating about his wonderful qualities.  Unfortunately he talked about all the wrong stuff.  He came across as arrogant. After an hour he was shown the door and we still did not know what we needed to know.

Sometimes you have to focus your replies and cut your answers short.  Sometimes you have to focus your interviewer and get him to ask questions.  The better you are at getting the focus on your strengths, the more likely you will get the job.

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You, as Ed McMahon

The most powerful questions

Beating the tests